Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

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facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.
The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.

The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

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thesylverlining:

bleunicorn:

i think we just need to find 2 yeerks that are also friends, that way its like double the best friend power and we will be unstoppable

that sounds like the non-horrible version of Visser

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(via doorkob)

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

(via grawly)

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

(via pizza)

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

(via pizza)

Listening to Shakira’s “Whenever Wherever” feels like being trapped in somebody’s nose. — (via majatek)

It’s also the song which gave us the lines “lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you won’t confuse them with mountains.”